You probably don’t know this yet since I’m betting that you don’t obsessively scan the internet for news about The Hobbit. If you do, then why are we not best friends? I’m serious. If you already know this, you better post your phone number in the comments section because we’re having a sleepover and painting each other’s nails. Again, totally not kidding.
The news is that The Hobbit is going to be split into three, and not two movies. Peter Jackson announced this yesterday on his Facebook page:
“So, without further ado and on behalf of New Line Cinema, Warner Bros. Pictures, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, Wingnut Films, and the entire cast and crew of “The Hobbit” films, I’d like to announce that two films will become three.
It has been an unexpected journey indeed, and in the words of Professor Tolkien himself, “a tale that grew in the telling.”
You can read the whole note here.
Stretching the roughly 300-page book into three movies could just be a ploy to make more money. So say people like Harry Potter fans who don’t matter. But, I don’t think that’s what’s happening here. What’s happening is that Peter Jackson is a big LOTR dork himself, and he just wants to do JRR Tolkien’s glorious masterpiece justice. Again, I quote his note:
“The richness of the story of The Hobbit, as well as some of the related material in the appendices of The Lord of the Rings, allows us to tell the full story of the adventures of Bilbo Baggins and the part he played in the sometimes dangerous, but at all times exciting, history of Middle-earth.”
Also, Peter Jackson is not one to half-ass a project. The budget for the The Lord of the Rings trilogy was $285 million. That’s enough to buy a handful of private islands in the Bahamas, according to Privateislandsonline.com (“The world’s private island marketplace”!). $285 million says commitment. And, it paid off…literally ten times over.
Jackson, I think, is just investing the same time and care into The Hobbit. Chances are he feels, like, an itty-bitty bit of pressure to deliver with this movie, and he just wants to do it right. If I’m wrong though, and Peter Jackson is just rubbing his hands together and laughing maniacally in Mr. Burns fashion, while carelessly trying to stuff as much content into the movies as possible, then I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t care. Because, it just means one more movie that I get to look forward to with dork-filled anticipation. And, unless there are plans to turn The Silmarillion into a movie, it will be the last Tolkien story brought to life on the big screen.
But, I’m not worried about that scenario. Just, take a look at The Hobbit trailer if you’re worried. I first saw it during the preview for The Dark Knight Rises. I’m not exaggerating for comedic effect when I say that the trailer was the best part of the movie (I hardly ever do that anyway…). Please don’t misunderstand. The Dark Knight Rises was great, but I was a little distracted by my fear-driven compulsions: scanning the audience for someone with crazy eyes, and staring down anyone who lingered in the emergency exit doorways on their way back from the bathroom. (Which, by the way, was A LOT of people. A lot of very, very stupid people. With stupid tiny bladders.)