1. Phone Facts
My phone deposits checks, plays music, takes HD video, plays HD video, and teaches me yoga. I think it makes and receives phones calls, too. It does so many things because our mobile application industry employs half a million people, masterminds behind gems like: Honey It’s Me, your very own digital Korean girlfriend, an app for recording your most lyrical farts, and a menstrual cycle tracker…for the (creepily) sensitive boyfriend. Despite this bounty of obviously life-essential apps, a survey found that smartphoners mostly use their devices to check the weather. Close second: paperweight.
Source: Huffington Post
2. Arm-not-so-strong
It’s been a bad week for two reputable Armstrong’s. First there’s Neil, who departed our fair planet. Though, not for a trip to the moon this time. Then there’s Lance, hero to single-balled boys everywhere (and probably those with both balls as well) whose doping accusations have tragically stripped him of seven Tour de France titles.
3. Holy Moley-skin
“Darn,” you might think. “While using a Moleskin notebook is essential to my goal of being able to paint/write like Van Gogh/Ernest Hemingway, I’d really like to be more high-tech in my creative endeavors.” Not to fear. Now you too can buy into this totally artsy and not-at-all consumer-driven trend with Moleskin’s new digitally-enhanced notebook.
Source: Slashgear
4. Hairy Scary
I don’t think this is funny. I swear. Renegades who go around shaving the beards off Amish men is not a funny thing. Also not funny is the fact that the lead offender’s name is Samuel Mullet Sr. Before you laugh, please pause and think about what will become of little Samuel Mullet Jr!
Source: New York Times
5. Office Off Air
When The Office returns this Fall it will be for the last time. Fans will miss the familiar tune of the show’s infectious jingle and their own predictable Thursday night plans. True fans will nod solemnly as silent thanks that NBC finally bludgeoned this bloody, headless chicken out of its season and a half of misery.
Source: New York Times